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gryffindors: 8
ravenclaws: 7
hufflepuffs: 8
slytherins: 10

boys: 13
girls: 20

total: 33

Sub-boards: ravenclaws ,, gryffindors ,, hufflepuffs ,, slytherins ,

wanna rant to something that doesn't exist? do it here.

be careful. we all know the head of slytherin doesn't quite like his students disobeying him.

post the plot pages that everybody seems to make but nobody seems to reply to here. plotting located inside.

Sub-boards: plots ,, character ads ,

loyal as a badger? you belong here.

Sub-boards: one ,, two ,

smart as an eagle? then your house should be called eagleclaw you belong here.

Sub-boards: one ,, two ,

sly as a snake? you belong here.

Sub-boards: one ,, two ,

aww. you mess up? too bad for you. your punishment can vary from writing lines to cleaning the trophy room to getting stuck in a special detention room for an hour. do i have to spell out what happens when you stick two hormonal teenagers in the same room for an hour?

generally, the staff room is off-limits to students. let's take a quick poll of who gives a shit. the slytherins love coming in here to fuck with the staff's stuff, and if you're not a slytherin...well, you still come in here and fuck with the staff's stuff.

this is where all students congregate to eat, where the fifth and seventh years take their end of year exams, and where students are disappointed when they find out the elves aren't sending vodka up to the dinner tables.

Sub-board: kitchens ,

other than the odd basilisk attack, not many students end up here for more than five minutes. magic's wonderful, isn't it?

one of the best places to hold parties a great place to get hammered lovely for one night stands...you know what, there's really no way for me to make this room sound nice.

due to hogwarts's ban on cell phones, computers, and pretty much everything that uses batteries, students still must communicate through writing. the good news? it's easier to lie about you keeping your virginity.

i don't see many of the students using this part of the school very often, but still - the teachers like to give the idea that hogwarts is still a school and not a place for teens to go wild.

need to use the loo? go ahead. just try not to get stalked by moaning myrtle or something. or use a stall that has people having sex in it. that would just be awkward.

Sub-board: prefects' bathroom ,

by far the best place for gossip in the entire school. many students spend most of their lives here, either walking to class, walking for fun, or running from the teachers.

Sub-board: broom cupboards ,

there are many classrooms in hogwarts that have no educational purpose whatsoever. the students, however, find they have plenty of other purposes.

yeah, believe me, if you're in here, you're not smart. this is a very bad place to choose to have sex, my friend.

go ahead. try and get closer to the tree. i dare you. i want to see your head get blown off.

next to the corridors, the courtyard is the next biggest place to go for gossip. otherwise, it's just a regular courtyard with a huge fountain in the middle.

the lake is a favored place by the students. in the warmer days, it's used for swimming. in the colder days, people ice skate on it. year round, though, it's a great place to start relationships, end relationships, make out on the sand, or drown people who annoy you.

diagon alley is by far the best place to come find wizarding supplies for the new school year. and no, i don't mean condoms.

Sub-boards: gringotts ,, the leaky cauldron ,, ollivander's ,, madam malkin's robes ,, diagon supply shop , , flourish and blotts ,, knockturn alley ,, the apothecary ,, eeylop's owl emporium ,, weasley's wizard wheezes ,, florean fortescue's ice cream parlor ,

the hogwarts express is the train that takes the students to and from the school after the summer holidays, the winter holidays, and the easter break. the prefects get their own special compartment, and the rest have to go make new friends to get seats.

it's not only the largest city in the united kingdom, but it's also the capitol. with a great nightlife and some of the rudest locals you could find, this is a great place to take a trip to.

Sub-boards: the ministry of magic ,, st. mungo's ,

the capital of wales. despite what the tv series torchwood has said, there is not a space/time rift running along through the city; wizards have proven that that is, in fact, in liverpool.

the capital of scotland. good luck making sense of the accents.

the capitol of northern island. it's across a channel, but for wizards, it's not a problem to get across at all.

the capitol of ireland. technically, it's not part of the uk, but we're ignoring that fact. potatoes, anyone?

don't you just love those random ic games? i do. post them here and have fun while you wait for somebody most likely kyle or zoe to finish their reply for you.

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